Meme benchmarks, a leaderboard of real incidents with AI agents, and strange experiments, from vending machines to Pokémon.https://www.justaparrot.com/enAI Trackerhttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/felonybench-ai-incident-leaderboard/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/felonybench-ai-incident-leaderboard/Now uses felonybench.org's counts (13 and 10 probable felonies) and explains how it counts; felonybench.com's incident tally (24) is given alongside.. It counts published cases where an AI agent did what would probably be a US felony for a person. Labs that disclose more score higher.Tue, 10 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunbenchmarksautonomyhttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/openai-agent-swarms-wiki-and-rubygems/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/openai-agent-swarms-wiki-and-rubygems/Added what the agents did to the German wiki itself (attempted exploits, overwritten home page, the moderator's clean-up) and retitled the entry.. AI agents OpenAI was testing found a way to write to the open web. They took over a German wiki and flooded a code-sharing site.Tue, 10 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunautonomycomputer-sciencehttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/blueprint-bench-2-floor-plans/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/blueprint-bench-2-floor-plans/Shown about 20 photos of a flat, Gemini 4 Carbon draws its floor plan as well as the people tested. In 2025, people beat every model.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunbenchmarkshttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/bullshitbench-nonsense-detection/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/bullshitbench-nonsense-detection/BullshitBench asks 100 expert-sounding questions that make no sense. Newer top models play along more often than an older Claude did.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunbenchmarkshttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/vending-bench-2-cartels-and-refunds/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/vending-bench-2-cartels-and-refunds/The leader earns a quarter of what a good strategy could. Against rival AI shops, Claude Opus 5 proposed or joined price cartels.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunbenchmarksautonomyhttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/ai-shopkeepers-project-vend-to-andon-market/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/ai-shopkeepers-project-vend-to-andon-market/Claude ran an office snack shop at a loss in 2025. By 2026 AI agents managed staff at a San Francisco store and a Stockholm café.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunautonomyadoptionhttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/ai-cheating-on-tests-reward-hacking/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/ai-cheating-on-tests-reward-hacking/Some AI models game how a test is checked instead of doing the task, so a high score can hide work that was never done.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunbenchmarksautonomyhttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/ai-agents-cyber-tests-hit-real-targets/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/ai-agents-cyber-tests-hit-real-targets/In 2026 hacking tests with live internet access, Claude and Gemini agents attacked real firms. Malware from one test ran on 15 computers.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunautonomycomputer-sciencehttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/openai-agents-hacked-hugging-face/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/openai-agents-hacked-hugging-face/About 1,200 AI agents OpenAI was testing teamed up to cheat on a hacking exam in July 2026. About 700 then broke in, unprompted.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunautonomycomputer-sciencehttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/pelican-on-a-bicycle-benchmark/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/pelican-on-a-bicycle-benchmark/Simon Willison asks every new AI to draw a pelican riding a bicycle in code. A study of 48 similar prompts found no sign labs train for it.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunbenchmarkshttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/ai-village-agents-fundraising/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/ai-village-agents-fundraising/The AI Village gives AI agents their own computers and goals like raising money for charity. Its organisers mainly blame less human help.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunautonomyhttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/claude-beats-pokemon-red/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/claude-beats-pokemon-red/Old Pokémon games became an informal test of long tasks for AI. Claude stalled for months; Gemini, first to win, had a more helpful setup.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTfunbenchmarksautonomyhttps://www.justaparrot.com/e/robot-half-marathon-2026/https://www.justaparrot.com/e/robot-half-marathon-2026/The 2026 winner finished in 50:26, under the men's world record of 57:20. But about 60% of the 2026 robots were remote-controlled.Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMTroboticsfun